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christmas is a bummer

by THE AUX

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"i think there must be something wrong with me, linus. christmas is coming, but i'm not happy. i don't feel the way i'm supposed to feel. i just don't understand christmas, i guess. i like getting presents and sending christmas cards, and decorating trees and all that, but i'm still not happy. i always end up feeling depressed." make sure you get everyones presents rack up that credit debt it's the worst time of the year so spend spend spend spend spend your time alone
2.
i wanna get kissed under mistletoe but i'm a huge pussy and everyone says no there's nothing that special about tonight but i wish i was smooching a girl that i like every single year i'm extra desperate so i'm getting drunk in a chinese restaurant nothing has changed in the last few years hopefully santa finally brings me some tears but santa's not real so if you hear some shuffling downstairs, then you should call the police santa's not real so you can stay up as late as you want on christmas eve and i hate wrapping christmas presents it takes so much fucking effort i always put it off until i'm drunk so all of my gifts look like fucking shit and every Christmas morning i'm disappointed cause all i want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend i don't think i'm gonna get one this year but it'd be pretty fresh if santa hooked me up this once but santa's not real so if you hear some shuffling downstairs, then you should call the police santa's not real so you can stay up as late as you want on christmas eve santa's not real so if you're naughty or you're nice, it really doesn't change a thing santa's not real so do whatever the fuck you want, who fucking cares
3.
i used to wake up at 8 am until i got older now it's noon on Christmas and i'm so hungover it's not like it really matters anyway cause i'm not a little kid and i'm way too jaded the only reason that i'm awake before 1 is cause i smelt my mom making cinnabons and those are the fucking bomb i'm gonna to eat those and not have fun today when i walk down the stairs and see the christmas tree i get so depressed cause no ones kissing me when we open gifts none of them make me smile cause gifts are pretty chill but a girlfriend would be tight christmas isn't exciting anymore i wish i was a kid with a bunch of toys or had a girlfriend to hold my hand but instead I'm on the couch not wearing pants i'm gonna start drinking early beers cause tonight is gonna suck like every year so I'm gonna eat some decent chinese food and punch my brothers best friend cause it's fun to do when i walk down the stairs and see the Christmas tree i get so depressed cause no ones kissing me i'd still be so annoyed if I had to buy my girlfriend something nice but i'd have a christmas bae that I could chill with christmas night
4.
i don't feel much like myself but i don't feel like someone else i don't think that you can tell cause i'm always making jokes it's just a cover up insecurities really suck and i'm a stupid duck i keep quacking, you keep laughing while i'm pacing in the bathroom the sink is running, water splashing on my face, while i tell myself "it's just one night" that's why i hate christmas night every year i relive this shit it sucks i wish both hands were on the wheel "now you know how i feel" and the next day when i woke up i've never been more shit out of luck i hope there's not a fire this year hope there's not a fire this year hope there's not a fire this year if there is one, i'll be in it i'll stand there until it's finished and if i make it through the heat maybe i'll get kissed this new year's eve
5.
this party fucking sucks everyone's too dressed up i feel so fucking dumb i wish she would shut up i'm getting way too drunk i feel so out of place another year has passed no one has kissed my face it's almost midnight so find a girl or boy to smooch it's almost New Years you better make sure that they're cute i'm not getting kissed tonight

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here's an album i wrote in 24 hours about holiday frustration, shitty times, and how i really wish i had a girlfriend

merry christmas i guess

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released December 17, 2014

mike - everything
girlfriend - nonexistent

thank you to dylan ewen for the inspiration, my dad for keeping my christmas spirit alive, my mom for thinking these songs are funny, my brother for thinking these songs are funny, kowloon for being a great establishment, and every girl who helped inspire this.

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THE AUX Boston, Massachusetts

my name is mike nevin. cowboy boy, verdigris, and leaner are bands that i play in. this is my solo project. sometimes i release songs, sometimes i release sounds. this is where you will find any/all of those things.

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