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all i wanted for christmas was my fantasy football super bowl

from christmas isn't funny anymore by THE AUX

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i didn’t want a lot for christmas
there was just on thing i hoped
i just wanted a chance to be in
my fantasy football Super Bowl
i just needed 6 more points
now i feel like a fuckin dork
why did i fall short?
i’m so mad about a fake sport

i didn’t want a lot for christmas
there was just on thing i hoped
i just wanted a chance to be in
my fantasy football Super Bowl
my christmas present could’ve come early
with most the games on christmas eve
but Kevin Carroll beat me
and he’s the worst one in our league

i just needed 6 more points
my defense got negative 1 point
it was out of my control
all i wanted for christmas
was my fantasy football Super Bowl

i was in first place and ran out of my luck
and i could've won $700 bucks
Kevin barely made the playoffs
i hope he loses his day job
santa couldn't give me the one i really needed
it was melvin gordon's knee

i don't want a lot for christmas
now there's just one thing i hope
i need mikey to win the last game
and have kevin's team literally choke

i didn't get my chance this year
so i'll drown in christmas beer
what more can i say?
all i want for christmas is kevin carroll to lose the game

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from christmas isn't funny anymore, released December 22, 2016

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THE AUX Boston, Massachusetts

my name is mike nevin. cowboy boy, verdigris, and leaner are bands that i play in. this is my solo project. sometimes i release songs, sometimes i release sounds. this is where you will find any/all of those things.

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