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christmas eve

from christmas is a bummer by THE AUX

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i wanna get kissed under mistletoe
but i'm a huge pussy and everyone says no
there's nothing that special about tonight
but i wish i was smooching a girl that i like
every single year i'm extra desperate
so i'm getting drunk in a chinese restaurant
nothing has changed in the last few years
hopefully santa finally brings me some tears

but santa's not real
so if you hear some shuffling downstairs, then you should call the police
santa's not real
so you can stay up as late as you want on christmas eve

and i hate wrapping christmas presents
it takes so much fucking effort
i always put it off until i'm drunk
so all of my gifts look like fucking shit
and every Christmas morning i'm disappointed
cause all i want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
i don't think i'm gonna get one this year
but it'd be pretty fresh if santa hooked me up this once

but santa's not real
so if you hear some shuffling downstairs, then you should call the police
santa's not real
so you can stay up as late as you want on christmas eve
santa's not real
so if you're naughty or you're nice, it really doesn't change a thing
santa's not real
so do whatever the fuck you want, who fucking cares

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from christmas is a bummer, released December 17, 2014

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THE AUX Boston, Massachusetts

my name is mike nevin. cowboy boy, verdigris, and leaner are bands that i play in. this is my solo project. sometimes i release songs, sometimes i release sounds. this is where you will find any/all of those things.

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