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whambulance

from dipshit (2015) by THE AUX

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i wanna get hit by an ambulance
honestly that would be kinda sick
i wanna get really physically hurt
but still get to the hospital quick
is it still technically an accident
if you plan on jumping into traffic
it would still kinda be their fault
and maybe i'd get a sweet settlement

it doesn't matter if you get hit by a car by accident
you'd still feel like shit about your life
and if i fell off a cliff into a pissed off shark pit
i'd still feel like shit about my life
honestly nothing would change

even though i don't wanna die
it would still be a little tight
if i didn't have to be so anxious
and also i would complain less
everyone would stop hearing me
but i'd probably be an annoying ghost
so i'll just chill and stop bothering everyone

if i got mauled by a pack of bears or stung by a bunch of bees, who fucking cares
i'd still feel like shit about my life
somebody call the whambulance
stop your complaining, no one cares
your life isn't all that bad
i'm overdramatic as fuck

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from dipshit (2015), released May 13, 2020

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my name is mike nevin. cowboy boy, verdigris, and leaner are bands that i play in. this is my solo project. sometimes i release songs, sometimes i release sounds. this is where you will find any/all of those things.

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